Jack Handy's classic Deep Thoughts
Classic SNL writing.
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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
-Jack Handy
“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.”
-Jack Handy
The original Deep Thoughts, as composed on typewriter.
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